Posted by pornopeteApril 4th, 2011

Cock and Pussy

We are either too civilized a species or too fearful we ourselves might fall under scrutiny, but we all do know that cock and pussy do differ from individual to individual. When we consider the pink parts of the sex we are attracted to, we either hold a picture in our head of something akin […]

Posted by pornopeteFebruary 8th, 2011

Locating Women’s Hot Spots

Despite watching so much porn and thinking you know everything there is to know about the female body, the majority of men have absolutely no idea. They merely go through the motions. For example, while I’m sure the majority of you have heard all about about the infamous G-Spot and clitoris, you probably have no […]

Posted by pornopeteFebruary 2nd, 2011

Sexing Your iPhone 4

We all know how complicated it can be to have phone sex. While doing so through a landline has proven itself to be more efficient – and almost nostalgic at this point in time – tackling the fine art of holding your phone, aiming the camera and using your other hand for – ahem – […]

Posted by pornopeteDecember 27th, 2010

Fucking At All Costs

There is no denying a biological imperative. Hetero men want to fuck like porn stars. Hetero-men want to fuck as many women as they can, in effect leave their seed for as many eggs as they can fertilize; not marry, cohabitate or even stick around any longer then it takes to cum inside a woman, […]

Posted by pornopeteNovember 18th, 2010

The Most Disastrous Blowjobs Of All Time

Although blowjob’s can often be one of the most gratifying moments in a man’s life, they can also lead to complete and utter disasters. And while I have yet to understand why sucking on genitalia is taken so seriously, the men listed below most certainly do. Read on for a list of the most controversial […]

Posted by pornopeteNovember 12th, 2010

STI Test Vending Machines: Coming To A Club Near You

Picture this: You’re trying to chat up a hot blonde at the club when all of a sudden, nature calls and you wobble over to the washroom for a quick wee. Suddenly, you realize that this is no ordinary tinkle – a burning sensation creeps in and you start to panic. “What the hell is […]

Posted by pornopeteOctober 23rd, 2010

Seducing Your Local Lifeguard: A How To Guide

We’ve all seen Baywatch, and have permanently imprinted the iconic image of Pamela Anderson running along the beach with her big tits bouncing and her tight ass visible though her sexy red suit. Of course, there aren’t any actual beaches with women as hot as Pamela Anderson, but that’s because Pamela Anderson is the hottest […]

Posted by pornopeteOctober 13th, 2010

Porn Stars Venture Into Publishing

Who says literature is only for the literate? Porn stars have been making the rounds as full-fledged authors for quite some time now. While some titles are definitely better than others, most have not gone unnoticed. After all, it is not often that we get the chance to actually hear what they have to say. […]

Posted by pornopeteSeptember 28th, 2010

Have Sex in Style With The Latest In Pubic Hair Trends

While you constantly hear about what’s new and “happening” in terms of the latest hairstyles; pubic hair doesn’t get nearly as much love. And why should it? It’s rarely seen and surrounds our genitalia – not the most attractive concept in the world. While the sixties and seventies were all about keeping the bush au […]

Posted by pornopeteSeptember 20th, 2010

Peyronie’s: Not quite as fun as Peyote…

If you have nicknamed your dick Gonzo, you might have a condition called Peyronie’s disease. The exact cause is unknown, but it may relate to an injury one might have sustained. The condition starts out inflamed and may immediately develop into scar tissue, or symptoms could occur gradually. This causes the bend in the penis during […]