Dirty old men. Sometimes they are fucking younger woman in free porn, sometimes they’re literary geniuses and sometimes they’re just dudes on benches ogling skirts. Since I’ve seen enough wrinkly-balled men in my lifetime to make me never want to watch porn ever again, how about we talk about the wrinkly-balled men that also happen [...]

I love when Hugh Hefner talks. The porn king is always fascinating, slightly nutty and surprisingly vulnerable. He recently sat down for a chat with New York Times magazine to talk about sex and marriage and girls with names than end in y. Of his engagement to 24 year-old Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris, Hef says [...]

Ah Playgirl, porn for women. Hilarious cheesy free porn that most women don’t actually like, but hey, still porn. And Playgirl is particularly fascinating porn. Did you know, for example, that Playgirl will play its dudes more if they pose with a hard-on? Take, for example, the magazine’s recent offer to Rob Kardashian. They offered [...]

Started in 1953, Hugh Hefner ignited a whole new side to porn when he began to publish Playboy magazines from his very own kitchen. Today, the publication still stands as one of the greatest powerhouses as not only an adult magazine, but an entire lifestyle brand. While their infamous Playmates have come and gone, some [...]

Hugh Hefner is engaged. I had trouble writing that. It just seemed wrong. The porn -mogul announced the engagement via Twitter, because that smoking jacket-wearing motherfucker is up with the technology. His bride-to-be is the Playboy model and much younger Crystal Harris. And when I say much younger, I mean much younger: she’s 24, he’s [...]