Archive for the ‘barely legal’ Category

 

Posted by pornopeteFebruary 16th, 2011

Dirty Old Men

Dirty old men. Sometimes they are fucking younger woman in free porn, sometimes they’re literary geniuses and sometimes they’re just dudes on benches ogling skirts. Since I’ve seen enough wrinkly-balled men in my lifetime to make me never want to watch porn ever again, how about we talk about the wrinkly-balled men that also happen [...]

Posted by pornopeteJanuary 24th, 2011

Five Very Rational Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Judge Sluts

I’m tempted to make this into an article about what constitutes a slut? Is it simply a woman who likes sex a lot and has no problem having a lot of it without attaching any importance to it? (Ie: no strings). Or is it a woman who exploits sex? Who has sex for some sort [...]

Posted by pornopeteNovember 16th, 2010

Not Your Average Best-Seller

In wake of all the controversy surrounding The Pedophile’s Guide To Love and Pleasure: A Child-Lover’s Code of Conduct being shamelessly sold on Amazon.com, I have decided to share other less-than-appropriate titles that have made history. Regardless of your stance surrounding these literally masterpieces, I applaud them for having made our reading options a little [...]

Posted by pornopeteOctober 20th, 2010

If You Knew Then What You Know Now

Have you ever bought about what sort of advice you would give yourself if you could go back and talk to your younger self? Here’s what we thought up: Dear Young Me, It looks like you are striking out with the girls. That blows. I remember exactly how much it sucked not to be able [...]

Posted by pornopeteOctober 12th, 2010

ASU Freshman Does Porn: Prudes Freak Out

Today’s news comes courtesy of 18 year-old Elizabeth Hawkenson, a freshman at Arizona State University who allegedly had her $32,000 scholarship revoked after being featured in a reality porno titled, “Backroom Casting Couch”. The video has since hit many free porn hubs and shows Hawkenson flashing her student ID before getting nailed in the ass [...]

Posted by pornopeteSeptember 30th, 2010

Inappropriate Children’s Toys

Forget about the days of My Little Pony and G.I. Joe; modern-day toys seem to be developed by total morons – or perhaps by people with a great sense of humor. In wake of the troubles being faced by Canadian retail company, Giant Tiger for advertising “junior” Playboy thongs in their back-to-school flyer; I felt [...]

Posted by pornopeteSeptember 29th, 2010

Lupe Fuentes: The Adult, Teen Porn Star

Free porn fanatics everywhere know all about Little Lupe; for those who don’t, allow me to introduce the latest smut sensation. Born Lupe Fuentes, she became famous upon launching her website ilovelupe.com. Lupe’s selling point? This 20-year-old looks 16. So much so, in fact, that a New Yorker returning from a trip to Venezuela was [...]