Archive for the ‘Baby’ Category
Baby Goes Public
Your Adult Baby boy might have a lot of fun at home in his little play pen, but every once in a while it is a good idea to take him out into town. Playing around inside all the time isn’t a good idea, as it is important for baby to get comfortable around all [...]
Inappropriate Children’s Toys
Forget about the days of My Little Pony and G.I. Joe; modern-day toys seem to be developed by total morons – or perhaps by people with a great sense of humor. In wake of the troubles being faced by Canadian retail company, Giant Tiger for advertising “junior” Playboy thongs in their back-to-school flyer; I felt [...]
No Porno for Octo, for now…
Octomom Nadya Suleman has reportedly declined to strike a deal with porn kings Vivid Entertainment to star in her own sex tape. Vivid have offered her enough cash to cover outstanding payments for her house that is about to go into foreclosure. Though apparently desperate for cash, she says is not going to start her [...]
The Science of Sexuality: Tom Cruise Woos His Women With Scientology
Long before Tom Cruise reached new heights in douchebaggery, he was a generic metrosexual sex symbol starring in hits like Top Gun and Cocktail. It’s no secret that his evolution into a big-mouthed, Brooke Shields dissing wacko can be traced to his introduction to Scientology and his indoctrination in the church itself, however what is [...]
Shut that kid up…
Seriously. What the fuck is he crying for? That babysitter is pretty damn hot. And being able to share your very loving babysitter with your best diaper buddy is no crying matter.
Baby does it right!
Oh yes, I feel dirty inside for even entertaining the idea of wanting to see a sexy chick fuck a toddler…but rest assured dear Jackpot fans, it’s really just an innocent, consentual midget!