Archive for the ‘annoying screams’ Category

 

Posted by pornopeteMarch 4th, 2011

Keep the Neighbors Innocent

Many people who are nudists, swingers, or people engaging in unusual sex activity often wish that the whole world understood them. Unfortunately, that is not always the case. Even though by all accounts there is plenty of interesting action going on in the suburbs and the sticks, there are also people who might be pretty [...]

Posted by pornopeteMarch 2nd, 2011

Erotic Ropes

There is something both elegant and erotic about a body decorated, tied or suspended by rope. The look of carefully knotted rope biting into or holding bare skin is turn on for many a kinkster or any adult really. Even when the bound body is not tied to something else, the sense of bondage and [...]

Posted by pornopeteSeptember 20th, 2010

Top 5 Unrealistic Moments in Porn

Your first time watching porn was probably an unforgettable experience. Little did you know there was a world filled with all the filthy things that had existed in your head since puberty. Since then, it has become your go-to stress reliever and best friend in times of need. While it certainly looks thrilling, not everything [...]

Posted by pornopeteAugust 24th, 2010

Tila Tequila Tits.

At a recent, Juggalo gathering, which entails gathering with thousands of other crusty men and listening to Insane Clown Posse, Tila Tequila made an unwelcome appearance. The festival, which is usually composed of drunken dirty white hicks, is host to the hardcore band Insane Clown Posse. Tila Tequila, for whatever bizarre reason, was invited to [...]

Posted by pornopeteJune 8th, 2010

Hold her like a six pack!

There’s a lot to be said for that exclamation. On one hand it doesn’t sound very nice. Who really wants to be picked up like a six pack…or bowling ball. But Sally here seems to take it to heart…and really wants to be prepared.

Posted by pornopeteJune 1st, 2010

Shut that kid up…

Seriously. What the fuck is he crying for? That babysitter is pretty damn hot. And being able to share your very loving babysitter with your best diaper buddy is no crying matter.

Posted by pornopeteApril 26th, 2010

“That’s my gardening hoe!”

Porn is creative. You have to give it that, that’s for sure. Join us now as we meet “the lady” who has a thing for gardening tools (Hoe jokes to ensue) and, to a lesser degree, bonehead gardeners.

Posted by pornopeteApril 6th, 2010

Mars wants our women!!!

And they look nothing like E.T., or Jeff Bridges, or Marvin from the Bugs Bunny cartoons! No…they look like a blob of latex with about 37 dildo’s attached.