Spanking Machines, Net Jerk-off Devices, And Lions and Tigers and Bears

We might truly be getting ahead of ourselves.

It used to be a perfect good masturbation session would involve a guy stealing some of his sister’s hand cream, maybe getting as complicated as pushing is dick into his favorite warm and fuzzy sock, or a girl would have a couple of throw pillows she was extra fond of to tent under her crotch when rubbing and writhing atop her bed into an amazing orgasm. Occasionally we’d get a little more up-to-date and maybe employ a vibrator or two, maybe even a dildo for a little insertion up vagina or anus. Relying on memory or a few photos stashed away, we’d get ourselves ripe and ready and have a perfectly respectable orgasm solo, with no fuss and no bother and certainly enlisting no one else into the escape.

These days we have the net and all it can provide for our self-love.

There’s downloadable porn or jut the few seconds we can glean from samples we can play over and over again, a cornucopia of specific sites when we can go to read about exploits of specific fetishes that arouse us and even the heavy population of dating site hopefuls whose profile pics can provide a moment or two of fun if and when we need it.

Then there are the many interactive programs where one can log on to move a cursor shaped like a hand over a avatar’s body and undress the figure or hear and see its reactions. There are also the devices that hook-up to the net and are trigged by the porn we view. Sleeve-like attachments that heat up and cool down, move to the actual triggers built into the video, this is the last way to keep connected for masturbating in the modern age.

We just need more as we get introduced to bigger and better technologies. We want faster connections and communications and ever more realistic sex on the net and we will do whatever we can to make the solo times the best then can be. As the world opens to us we seem to take more of it in by experiencing it alone, safe in our homes, across our P.C,s. It’s no wonder we masturbate as much as we do and date less. It’s no wonder we feel disconnected the more we do connect. And it’s no wonder we need to take ever bigger strides in ever more stunningly advanced technologies to get ourselves off.

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