Cell phone Sex Etiquette

It’s not enough for some people to have their cell phone on and parked by the side of their beds, they must answer them even when they are having sex! It’s not enough we take calls in restaurants, in waiting rooms, as we drive, now we have to make sure we don’t miss a call in the most inopportune of times, when we are supposed to be occupied in mind as well as body. But modern man simply cannot be disconnected, let alone not pick up that damn phone when it rings – …even if he is getting some or watching porn.


Funny thing is, this breach of bedroom etiquette will mostly go unnoticed these days since everyone is forever reaching for their phones, whenever, however and with whomever, during any activity at all, not just fucking and sucking. All rationalizations aside, we simply do not know how not to live without our phones.
We have grown used to being ready to take a call or to dial when we want. We live our lives on-line or connected, logged on and ready. We live to make new friends on our Twitter account, not caring if we ever meet these people, let alone if they might be a love interest we might want to seduce… or maybe the seduction is getting them to be our Twitter friends or see them on our Facebook wall. We can’t be without our PDA’s and we can’t live a life off line because, really, that’s no real life anymore.
If it doesn’t happen online, does it, whatever it is, happen anymore really?
It’’s no wonder we don’t know the first thing anymore about seductions or how to act in bed, what to do and say and when to answer our phones. We barely know how to say please and thank you anymore, hold a door open for someone-let alone notice someone next to us, it’s’ therefore no surprise we’’ve become lousy lovers …and we don’t care that we are. If civility has lessened, how about the detrimental effects all of this has had on how we interact with one another, in play, business associations and in our more intimate moments? If we are forever on our cells or surfing on-line do we even have the time to care to learn how to fuck?

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