Panty Porn

What’s the deal with the obsession with panty celebrity porn? I’m talking about this crazed collecting and publishing of photos of female celebrities getting out of cars – well, they actually always seem to be getting out of black limos – in a tight, short dress, and flashing a bit (or a lot ) of their underwear.

And then everyone is like: WHAT COLOR IS IT!!!! Ahhhhh!!! Oh my god! And they go all crazy and men get hard-ons as if they were watching an anal fucking scene in some hot-ass BDSM porn. Um, this is not an anal-fucking scene, this is not any type of a fucking scene; indeed, this isn’t even a naked chick pleasuring herself or rubbing oil on her ass. This is just some celebrity innocently getting out of a car and accidentally – and very briefly – giving us a glimpse of her underwear.

So? I’m all for the innocent-naughty stuff, but celeb underwear shots always just seem too fleeting and out of context to get excited over.

Recently, Minnie Driver got out of a car and we saw a tiny, tiny triangle of her panties. They looked like they were possibly white. Or possibly peach. Or possibly salmon colored. It was hard to tell, because they were in the shadow of her dress. Also – who the fuck cares?

People. People care. Lots of people. But I’m a non-supporter. I say leave the celebrity underwear alone. I say don’t waste your time on it – there is a lot of way better porn out there to waste your time on.

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