Saving the World One Sex Toy At A Time

We can fight guns with free porn, can’t we? I have always know this. I don’t know why I’ve never spoken up about it before. Well, someone else had a similar idea. Someone in Alabama. I’m not sure how I feel about having had an idea similar to one that someone in Alabama had, but that’s a different issue. I shouldn’t generalize or be all cruel and snobby like that..

Today we go to Huntsville, Alabama, which happens to be home to America’s first sex toy drive-thru. Yes, it’s just like McDonalds or Burger King, but instead of a hamburger or a milkshake you get a dildo or a BDSM porn video. It’s a cool idea – you can get dirty from the privacy of your own car, just like you can get fat in the privacy of your own car.

Anyways, the very same shop has had another ingenious idea for this coming Valentine’s Day. Between February 8th and February 15th, you can trade in your guns for, ahem, “romance-inspiring gifts.” Aka vibrators and XXX videos.

It will all be done professionally and such, with a licenced gun dealer at the store who will be there to decide the value of the guns. You can then take an equal amount of value in sex toys home with you.

Anyways, I think this is all super cool and I bet it will actually work to prevent at least one crime. I mean, people who are happy at home titty fucking or watching dirty shit or sticking vibrators in each other’s asses are obviously going to be way happier and way less likely to go out and shoot somebody, right? Come on. I’m so right. This idea truly needs to go nationwide. More sex. Less violence.

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