My Days As A Porn Shop Cashier

Before yours truly was writing about porn, I was actually working at a porn shop. Surprised? Of course not. While reminiscing on my miserable days at that seedy little joint, I figured you guys might find it interesting to know what exactly goes on in a shop that sells sex scenes. Believe it or not but some people still haven’t been introduced to the glorious world of free porn – suckers.

Entering The Store – The way one walks into a porn store is far from the way one would stroll into a mom and pop shop. Our first type of customer was actually far from being one. I’m talking about the daily pack of underage boys who would press up their faces against the tainted windows in a desperate attempt to see a pair of tits. The other variety consisted of middle aged men who would either stroll in with their heads downs and avoid eye-contact at all costs, or those who would walk in screaming “YOU HAVE LEZ CUTIES III YET?!”. I liked the quiet ones better.

Personality Types – After working there for a few months, I developed the ability to quickly differentiate my customers. The quiet, shy types were usually the ones who were too stupid to know that they could watch quality free porn with only a few clicks of a mouse. The other, loud, obnoxious types all seemed to have some sort of mental disorder. Meaning they were likely to be a lot more disturbing than any fetish video they’d get their hands on. I would sometimes find myself memorizing their facial features in case I had to describe one to the police someday.

They Like Virgins – One of the things that all of my customers seemed to have in common was their penchant for what I liked to call ‘virgin DVD’s’. Those were the titles that were either still wrapped in plastic or had not been man-handled that day. Practically every single person who walked in there would ask me “Do you have anything new today?”. I can certainly understand why someone would avoid touching a jizz contaminated DVD case. If it makes you feel any better, I could wear latex gloves and Lysol the crap out of every single porno I touched. It kept me sane.

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