18 Foot Semen Shots, Cavernous Pussy and Other World Records in Sex

We see a lot of weird sex in porn. Why, just this morning I was looking at some free porn that involved a woman hanging upside down and performing a spectacular blow job on some dude. I don’t know why the hanging upside down was necessary, but I guess some guys must have a thing for upside down ladies.

And, just like there is weird and wacky in porn, there is also weird and wacky outside of porn. The list I’ve compiled for you today is as special as the come: the five weirdest world records in sex.

1. Biggest Penis


The largest penis ever officially recorded was one belonging to a man that was measured by Dr. Robert Dickinson at the turn of the previous century. The penis was 13.5 inches in length and 6.25 inches in circumference. The biggest living penis is of the same length, and belongs to a man named Jonah Falcon.

2. Most Cavernous Vagina

The biggest pussy *probably* belonged to a gigantic Scottish lady named Anna Swan. Anna lived back in the 1800s and was 7 foot 8 by the time she was 19. After joining the circus, Anna fell in love and starting fucking a giant dude named Captain Martin Bates. The two eventually got pregnant and she gave birth to a baby that weighed 26 pounds and had a 19 inch wide head – giving us an idea of how massive Anna’s vagina must have been! Unfortunately the little big dude didn’t survive.

3. Longest Semen Shot

Wow: Horst Shultz not only holds the record for the greatest distance a “substantial” amount of jizz has been shot (18 feet, 9 inches, by the way), but also the greatest heigh (12 feet, 4 inches) and the greatest velocity (42.7 miles per hour). Man, what does that guy eat?!

4. The Oldest Prostitute…

Is 82 years-old. She’s been in the business for about 40 years and works in Tai Pei. While it might be hard to believe, don’t forget how popular granny porn is getting these days.

5. Biggest Gang Bang


Lisa Sparxxx, an American porn actress, fucked 919 guys in one day. It’s the world record and it’s also just can’t be good for you.

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