I choose my porn like I choose my underwear – it all depends on my mood; sometimes I like hardcore BDSM, other times I like feminist porn, and sometimes I like some hot vintage porn. When I’m in one of my vintage porn moods, I come across some amazing, amazing photos – the type of smut they just don’t make anymore. And so, in the midst of one of my vintage moods this morning, I decided some of these photos needed to be shared with the world. Thus, without further ado, here are five of my favorite vintage porn pics of all time. I hope your cock appreciates them as much as mine does.

1. Motorcycle Babe

Look at her face! She’s stunning. And, damn, that’s one big motorcycle she’s riding. Apparently she likes putting big things between her thighs.

2. Skull Babe

Just chilling with my skull. Doing a bit of reading. I like how Mr. Skull watches me with his hollow, hollow eyes. Question is: To masturbate, or not to masturbate?

3. Couch Babes

Because there’s no better place to rest your weary head.

4. Striped-Sock Babes

Um, hello!? Have you seen a nicer bum lately? And how about these breasts? Plus – you just don’t find socks like that anymore.

5. Tongue Babe

I don’t know. There’s something about the persian rug in combination with the hairy pussy, weird stockings, prim hairstyle, and that dude’s hand placed so delicately on her breast that makes me hot. Oh yeah, and that kiss is rather interesting.