Good Morning

And here’s why I probably feel that way: “While he sleeps, the testosterone he’ll use for the upcoming day accumulates,” says some doctor dude named Gabrielle Lichterman. ” From the time he wakes up, he has a three-hour window where he’s brimming with peak levels.”

Yup, that means I definitely want a nice blow job in the morning, or, at the very least, a good dose of porn. And guess what? it’s good for me, too. Scientists have discovered that sex in the morning does some pretty good things for our bodies, and makes us happy and connected.

“Having sex in the morning releases the feel-good chemical oxytocin, ” says American research scientist and sex columnist Dr. Debby Herenick, ” which makes couples feel loving and bonded all day long.” Awww. Isn’t that sweet. [Insert sarcastic eye roll here].

It also does some lovely things for our health. For one, it releases chemicals that up the levels of oestrogen in our bodies. Oestrogen improves the texture and tone of our hair and skin. it also boosts levels of IGa, which is an antibody that protects us against infection.

Conclusion? Sex in the morning makes us healthy and happy and horny for our partners.

Here’s a martial therapist that is all for the morning bone, too: “Mornings are the perfect time to indulge in a quickie, because you’ll probably be in a rush, and the heart-pounding adrenaline of spontaneous sex will intensify the entire experience.”

Yeah, the hard part is working her up to orgasm and ecstasy without making yourselves too late for the old 9-5. Practice makes perfect.

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