PlayGirl Pays More for Hard Cock

Ah Playgirl, porn for women. Hilarious cheesy free porn that most women don’t actually like, but hey, still porn. And Playgirl is particularly fascinating porn.

Did you know, for example, that Playgirl will play its dudes more if they pose with a hard-on? Take, for example, the magazine’s recent offer to Rob Kardashian. They offered the young stud $45,000 to pose, but said they would also tack on another $15,000 on to that figure should he agree to pose with a big, old giant erection (’cause ladies like erections!). So, to sum up: Rob Kardashian’s hard cock is worth $60,000! That sure is a pretty good stroke of a man’s ego, isn’t it? I would love to be able to tell a hot chick I was trying to fuck that my dick was worth 60 grand. I wonder what Playgirl’s fluffers look like. Do they have fluffers? Or do they just give them Playboys for inspiration?

Do any of you even know who Rob Kardashian is? Why, he’s the Kardashian sisters’ little brother. He’s also a “model” and ‘television personality.” Um, yeah, so he’s basically famous for being cute and for having hot sisters.

Then there’s the case of the other Playgirl dude, Joey Kovar, who is marginally famous for having appeared in The Real World: Hollywood and Celebrity Rehab. He recently accepted an offer from Playgirl to pose for $20,000. Don’t know if he got more for having a boner. Doubt it. No one really cares about Joey Kovar.

Did you know Playgirl did a revamp of its magazine? Yup, it shut down and rebranded and all that. They realized they weren’t very popular with women – indeed they were kind of just appealing to the gay market. So finally, someone up in those porn offices eventually realized that women are consuming porn with increasing voraciousness, and they were thus missing out – or going to be missing out – on something big. So they closed to give themselves a porny make-over. Not sure how that whole process went. Part of their rebrand apparently involved driving a van around New York with naked centerfolds painted on the side; I know this because I saw that van in Brooklyn often.

Anyways, despite this whole thing about a rebrand, I’m not so sure if they are on the right track. Is Rob Kardashian really going to appeal to females over 14?!

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