Vibrator Care 101

Congratulations! You have finally bit the bullet and braved into a sex shop to buy your very own vibrator. Now, while I’m sure you don’t need a step-by-step tutorial on how to go about using it, some tips will not only enhance your experience, but also make sure that you’ll get the most out of your new vibrating friend. Read on for a list of tips and tricks on how to handle your “back massager”. In this case, free porn is not necessarily the best role model.

1. Don’t Go Too Deep – While you may be tempted to see how far in you can get it to go, pushing your vibrator in too deep – where you are unable to control it anymore – could result in serious injury. At the risk of having to take a trip to the emergency room, be sure to keep things under control (and visible at all times).

2. Clean It – Much like anything else that gets dirty (clothes, dirty dishes etc.) your vibrator is no different. Inserting a dirty vibrator up your hoohah is not only disgusting, but it will increase your chances of getting a nasty infection. Simply rinse it with some warm water and soap and you’ll have nothing to worry about.

3. On The Go – If you tend to lie more on the frisky side and carry your vibrator along while on the run, washing it may not always be a possibility. When that’s the case, your best bet is to simply cover it up with a condom. Once the orgasm is done and over with, simply toss out the condom and you’ll be left with a perfectly clean vibrator. Unless of course, you go for the extra lube variety.

4. Smart Lube – While on the subject of lubricants, when shopping for your own slip and slide, be sure to buy one that is water based. Some types of sexual lubricants can actually damage your device – not fun after you’ve spent so much money on the perfect sex toy.

5. Listen To Your Body – Unlike what you see in porn, vibrators are not necessarily meant to be used that aggressively. Doing so could result in serious injury. When in doubt, listen to your body. If you feel any sort of pain whatsoever, stop immediately. It’s all about experimenting and understanding your own limits.

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