Porn for the Blind

Remember Beta? Did you know it was actually a superior product? Oh yeah – way better than VHS. And do you know why Beta failed and VHS won? Because of porn. The majority of XXX videos went out in he VHS format, and that was all it took for VHS to kick Beta’s ass.

Lesson? The future of technology is decided by porn. (I mean, they say free porn was the reason the internet was invented.)

And once again, there is a new technology based on porn; it’s called sensual adult tactile imagery, or, if we want to keep it simple – braille porn. Lisa Murphy, a Canadian photographer and artist, has started to produce naughty adult braille, after originally starting out producing picture books for visually-impaired kids at the Canadian National Institute for the Blind.

I told you, all new technologies end up in porn.

And so, what is this smut like? Well, most of the stuff actually features naked bodies with animal mask as heads. The figures’ tits are made of thermoform plastic. I CAN NOT think of a better use for thermoform – boobs for the blind is the obvious answer.

There are a whole bunch of other figures as well, such as a woman’s bum, a dude in an elephant mask, a bad bunny, a woman with a strap on, an uncircumsized penis and on and on. So, yeah, um, maybe you’ve noticed that most of this stuff is actually kind of funny. And it is. This isn’t really porn to turn you on porn, it’s funny porn. But we all know where this is heading – to the creation of hardcore tactile porn for the blind. Oh yeah, it’s coming baby.

Be Sociable, Share!



This entry was posted on Friday, January 7th, 2011 at 2:44 pm and is filed under Free porn, Porn, Tits. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Leave a Reply

*