How To Become The Next Male Porn Star

Do you ever wish you could be a little more like Ron Jeremy? No? I’ll teach you how anyways. After watching all that free porn, you might find yourself wondering what it takes to become a male porn star. And for those who think it’s just about having sex and a big package, think again my friend. Think again. Below, we’ll cover a few pre-requisites for becoming the next Peter North.

1. Think Twice – Before following any of the following steps, take a moment to think if this is really what you want. Sure, you may enjoy frequent sex just as much as any other guy, but are you willing to whip out your wand at any given moment and have sex on command? And what about the really kinky stuff? In the majestic world of porn, beggars can’t be choosers. The more you are willing to do, the more work you’ll get. So unless you’re comfortable with butt plugs, cock rings and an audience – perhaps you’re better off working as a sandwich artist at Subway.

2. Work On Your Stamina – Although you may think you know what it takes to work in porn, you probably have no idea. Holding an erection for over two hours while a bunch of shady dudes stand around and watch is an art form in itself – sort of. In order to ‘get the job done’, one must be in great shape and exercise regularly. And if all else fails, there’s always Viagra.

3. Create A Portfolio – Don’t think that you can simply stroll into Wicked Productions, state that you have a big shlong and proceed to land the job. Much like any other profession, you’ll first have to prove yourself through a portfolio, or resume if you will. In most cases, you’ll have to build your way to the top via amateur porn so get your Camcorder ready.

4. Spread The Love – Once you’ve finally shot your homemade porno, it’s now time to publish it online. By submitting it to any of the popular porn streaming sites you’ll ensure that at least a few people start to recognize you. However, trying too hard might land you in the Fail Blog, in which case you might as well give up.

5. Find Your Selling Point – The porn industry is not what it used to be. Blame it on the economy or the rise of free porn, but in order to become a real male porn star these days, one must posses exceptional talent. And by “exceptional talent” I mean a giant penis, animalistic stamina or the record for longest facial. Pick your area of expertise and run with it.

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