Her Pussy Makes Electric Waves

Vaginas make electric waves. Well, of course, I can’t believe no one thought about testing this shit before. We all know pussy runs the world. (Um, yeah, porn is still the biggest industry in the world, right?) Why wouldn’t the pussy make electric waves? Where is Einstein when you need him? I bet he wouldn’t mind doing some tests down there.

Let’s me introduce the electrovaginogram, the study of the electric activity of the vagina and its role in the sexual act and disorders. Wow.

Ok, so some brilliant scientist had the idea that the vagina makes electric waves that cause the vagina to contract during “penile thrusting.” Ew. “Penile thrusting,” I hate that. Dipping your cock in the sweet honey pot sounds so much better. Anyways, the scientist folks rounded up 24 healthy ladies, put two electrodes on their pussy walls and then recorded their electric waves. Then they put a condom blown up with carbon dioxide inside and repeated the test. (By the way, the lady’s lovely pussies were anesthetized for all this.)

Haha! Guess what they found out!? Well, when nothing was in the vagina, slow waves with “regular rhythm and similar frequency, amplitude and conduction velocity” were recorded. However, the bigger the condom got, the more the electric waves’ variables and pressure increased. In English? The bigger the cock condom, the stronger the waves, and the stronger the waves, the stronger the contractions, and the stronger the contractions, the stronger the arousal. So, to sum up, the bigger the better. Sorry, dudes – turns out it’s true. The electric pussy waves tell us so.

And not only this, they also discovered that the waves seem to be controlled by a ‘vaginal pacemaker,’ and they think the vaginal pacemaker represents the G spot. So, there is a G spot? For sure? Whew. These guys are blowing my mind. And for some of you, I’m sure they’re making life a little more stressful. Big cocks. G Spots. Gotta come to terms with it…

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