80’s Rock Star Apologizes for Fucking Three Women a Day

Have you guys heard of Mick Hucknall? I haven’t. But I didn’t follow 80s rock much. Was too coked out to notice much. Anyway, Dude is a former member of the band, Simply Red, which had its heyday in the 1980s. In a classic fame whore publicity stunt, Hucknall recently issued an apology for fucking three women a day at the height of his fame.

“I regret the philandering,” he said. “In fact, can I issue a public apology? They know who they are, and I’m truly sorry. A red-headed man is not generally considered to be a sexual icon, but when I had the fame, oh my god, it went crazy.”

I can’t believe this guy got three women a day. He looks like a creepy perv from a one of those extremely low-budget almost free porn flicks you find in the “on sale” bin at the local adult video store. What is it about women and musicians? It’s like they look at one and their pussy explodes.

Hucknalls says he never said no to sex: “this was what I wanted from being a pop star. I was living the dream and my only regret is that I hurt someone really good girls.” He blames his hearty sexual appetite on being abandoned by his mother when he was three. Of course, it is always mom’s fault. It’s not that he was simply a horny, horny man and women were throwing themselves at him and, well, being ugly, he knew this was his only chance – no, no, it’s his mom’s fault. “I wanted love from every single woman on the planet because I didn’t have my mother’s love. It was an addiction that took me to my darker period from 1996 to 2001, when I really came close to the gutter, I was more drinking than seducing.”

I doubt any of Hucknall’s bedded women are shedding tears over him now. They’re probably thanking sexual Jesus for saving them from his ginger grip. By the way, have I ever told you guys that a woman once called me ‘Sexual Jesus’? It was the best compliment ever.

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