No More Porn for Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson is done with porn. We already knew this. She hasn’t been in a film for a while, but she stated her intentions more clearly in a brief article accompanying a photo of her and her twins in a spread on famous, rich families for W Magazine.

Yes, Jenna Jameson has twins – not those twins – real twins. Twin boys. Jesse and Journey (really, Jenna? – Journey?). The boys, who have awesome blondish curls, aren’t quite two years-old yet.

“I really don’t think I need to say, ‘Mommy was a porn star, ” Jenna told W. “I feel like they’re going to know me and think, Mommy loved us so much that she quit everything and made us her job. And that’s what I did. The moment I decided to have children, I quit. I won’t even do a Maxim cover.”

While we miss the blessed Jameson and her other twins – which were actually removed via surgery after she got pregnant – we understand. Jameson, who sold her sex empire to Playboy in 2006, now lives with Ultimate Fighting Champion Star and father of her kids, Tito Ortiz, in Huntington Beach, California. There, she says, she’s not ‘”‘Jenna Jameson’; I’m just one of the moms who walks a double stroller every day.”

It must be odd to make such a transition. I wonder, truly, if the dads in the community actually accept and view her as just another mom in town pushing a stroller. I imagine them getting all pervy and running home from a dinner party at her house to jack off while they watch her get pounded on their secret bathroom TVs, which all rich people have. Then they go back to Jenna’s the next time and eat her buns and corn and are all hard under the table the whole time. I hope not. I hope I am wrong, Jenna. I hope you are actually accepted as a human being. You’re 37. You must be tired.

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