Laughable Sex Books

With so many sex books to chose from (for when you’re tired of all that free porn), it is only natural that some titles leave much to be desired. In fact, many of them are downright ridiculous, and come across as gags – despite being dead serious. With that in mind, we have compiled a list of the most laugh-worthy sex books on the market. So for those who are actually interested in learning a thing or two on the subject, I suggest looking elsewhere.

How To Make Love With Your Clothes On: 101 Ways To Romance Your Wife by David and Anne Frahm – This book is exactly as it sounds; an overly-religious attempt at avoiding sex at all costs. Managing to include more religious terms than the Bible itself, this book includes invaluable tips such as: “Tape a note to the bathroom scale that says “Just Right”. Or my personal favorite, “Read Song of Solomon together from the Bible” – I can’t think of a better way to get ‘in the mood’.

How To Make Love by Hugh Morris – If you’re looking for updated advice on how to spice up your sex life, I suggest you skip this one altogether. Printed in 1936, ‘How To Make Love’ features all sorts of advice on how to go about identifying a gold-digger and how ‘dreadful’ it can be to have sex before marriage – shock horror. Buying this book as an attempt to get laid will be sure to backfire.

The Fine Art Of Erotic Talk: How To Entice, Excite and Enchant Your Lover With Words by Bonnie Gabriel – For those who just can’t grasp the concept of ‘talking dirty’, then look no further than this handy little pocket book. Unlike the previous title, this one is as blunt as can be. Instructing readers on how to blurt out lines such as, “I wish you had eyes in your cock so you could see how much I love you and love sucking on you”. A sure-fire way of scoring you some points in the bedroom.

A Pocket Guide to Loving Sex by Jane Hertford – This on-the-go sex guide features pages upon pages of explicit sexual illustrations. Regarding readers as being virgins with absolutely no sexual experience, no position or fetish goes unmentioned. One illustration, for example, depicts a hairy couple with their fingers in each others butts – sexy.

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