Spotting The Common Whore

It seems as though girls will use just about any excuse to call each other sluts. Whether you had sex on the first date or just happened to have an one-night-stand or two, girls will be talking – talking trash that is. And while many of these accusations boil down to mere speculation, what happens if you are – in fact – a whore? With that in mind, we have compilled a list of some of the sure-fire ways of knowing if you’re putting out a little too easily. You can thank us later.

1. Your Cellphone’s Address Book Speaks For Itself – Take a good, hard look at all of the number stored in your cellphone. If you’ve had sex with all of them – with the exception of “Dad” – congratulations, you are a complete and utter whore.

2. Sitting Down Is Always A Challenge – If the simple act of sitting down always seems to be a hassle for you, consider your choice of attire. If placing your ass on a chair requires a whole lot pulling and tugging, you’re most likely dressed like a street worker – and I’m not talking about garbage men. Bonus points if you always go commando.

3. You Can’t Walk On Mondays – Do people always seem to ask you if you’ve been horseback riding over the weekend? Perhaps that has something to do with the fact that you’ve had way too much sex and now your vag is more worn out than an old pair of Levi’s. When that’s the case, get your act together and note how similar you are to certain porn stars.

4. You Always Assume The Worst – If everyime you heard the word “ho”, you turn around thinking they’re referring to you – well, that’s probably the case. And even if they’re not, let your doubt speak for itself and consider why that is. There is a fine line between sexy and slutty.

5. You Have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome – If your carpal tunnel syndrome is stemming from one too many hand-jobs (as opposed to frequent typing), accept the fact that you are an easy lay. As much as love them myself, there is such a thing as too much tugging.

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