Fuck Your Way Into Pop Culture

American seems so obsessed with pop culture that they are now proudly displaying their love for the mainstream through sex toys. From a Lady Gaga blow-up doll to a Harry Potter vibrating broom, there is something for just about anyone. Below, we highlight some of the most unusual sex toys inspired by our favorite pop icons.

1. The Guido Sex Doll – Blame in on The Jersey Shore kids but it seems as though these days, ‘guidos’ and ‘guidettes’ are spreading faster than the plague. The ‘Guido Love Doll’ comes neatly packaged in a box featuring a juiced-up douchebag with the quote “Whatta Friggin’ Zippahead!” splattered on its side – whatever the hell that means. According to the manufacturer, the inflatable “stud” also comes equipped with a “beefy Italian sausage under his jeans”. Barf.

2. Harry Potter’s Nimbus 2000 – While not a sex toy per se, this replica of Harry Potter’s flying broom was actually marketed toward children. Little did Mattel know that it would become such a bit hit with teenage girls everywhere. All in all, it basically consists of a 30 inch vibrator disguised as harry potter’s flying device. A hilarious – yet probably unintentional – review of the product goes as follows: “Even my daughter’s friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick!”.

3. The Zombie Dildo – This dildo is, hands down, the world’s grossest looking sex toy. This seven-inch rubber cock comes equipped with puss boils, ripped flesh and open wounds. To add insult to injury, the silicone dong is sold for a whopping $195. The perfect gift for your necrophiliac friend.

4. Lady Gag Gag – This Lady Gaga ripoff claims to love it when you “Poke-Her’Face”. It also wants to “Take A Ride On Your Disco Stick”. So for those looking for their very own inflatable pop star, look no further than Lady Gag Gag and make your late night free porn sessions that much trendier.

5. Divine Interventions – One of the most controversial scenes from the Exorcist was the cross masturbation scene. And now, you can recreate it at home. A company by the name of Divine Interventions (how witty) offers a series of dildos and vibrators featuring everyones favorite religious figures. Chose from God’s Immaculate Rod, Buddah’s Deligh or even a butt plug shaped like baby Jesus. Offensive doesn’t even begin to describe it.

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