The Most Disastrous Blowjobs Of All Time

Although blowjob’s can often be one of the most gratifying moments in a man’s life, they can also lead to complete and utter disasters. And while I have yet to understand why sucking on genitalia is taken so seriously, the men listed below most certainly do. Read on for a list of the most controversial blowjobs of all time.

Hugh Grant – On the night of June 27th, 1995, actor Hugh Grant was caught in the act while being given a blowjob by the now infamous prostitute Divine Brown. As embarrassing as it was, Grant took it like champ and was open and honest about the whole episode. The incident even led to TV show host Jay Leno asking him the world-famous question: “What the hell were you thinking?”.

The Singaporean Businessman – Now this is one for the books. The story goes that a Singaporean businessman had been known to be fooling around with his secretary. Often sneaking to a nearby park for a bit of car sex. Once his wife became increasingly suspicious, she hired a private investigator to spy on the sneaky duo. However, what he discovered was certainly a lot more than he had been paid for. While receiving a blowjob from his sexy secretary, a van rammed into the back of the man’s car, causing his mistress to – quite literally – bite his dick off.

Eugene Robinson – Exactly one day before Super Bowl XXXIII, Atlanta Falcon’s cornerback, Eugene Robinson was given the Bart Starr Award for his so-called “high moral character”. With a sense of fulfillment and ready to celebrate, he decided to seek out a prostitute for a quick blowjob. Little did he know that the “hooker” he was luring was, in fact, an undercover female cop. After being locked up for a few hours, Robinson still managed to play in the finals. With such a burden on his shoulders, his performance was less-than-stellar, causing the Falcon’s to lose 34-19. As a side note, he had a wife and kids. Let’s hope he’ll resort to free porn from now on.

Ex President Bill Clinton – Forget about everything Bill Clinton did during his time as president. What really got people talking was his blowjob incident involving former intern Monica Lewinsky. Although what really caused a stir was the lie heard around the world: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”. One stained dress and a twenty-one day Senate trial later and Clinton managed to escape impeachment. His reputation on the other hand, will remain forever tainted.

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