Tit for Tat: How To Put Your Breasts To The Test

It’s no surprise that men have a strange obsession with women’s breasts. Whether it has something to do with their breastfeeding needs as babies or strictly sexual, the fact of the matter is: when tits are concerned, men will be watching. And so, regardless of the type of ta-ta’s you are sporting around (big, small, real or fake) read on for a list of tricks you can put into action when attempting to get attention from the opposite-sex. Because when it comes to hooters, we know what we’re talking about.

1. Pressing Them Against The Shower Stall – If you’re trying to get your man’s attention, there is no better way of doing it than to press your breasts against a shower’s glass stall. Blame it on all that free porn but there’s something to be said about a pair of pressed melons. Alternately, try it on a window while your significant-other is out mowing the glass. He’ll love you forever.

2. Jump – For those looking to put their boobs on full-display, consider jumping on a bed or trampoline while wearing a low cut – and tight – top. This fail-proof method will have every man within a ten-mile radius watching your jugs go up and down. Bonus points if you pull a Janet Jackson and one of your breasts decides to say ‘hello’.

3. Dress Them Accordingly – What better way to adorn your breasts than with sexy lingerie? Whether it’s lace, satin or a whipped cream bra he can lick off; if bare breasts are beautiful, outfitted tits are a work of art.

4. The Bend & Lean – We’ve all seen it in movies about a million times; a woman casually leaning forward while proudly displaying her cleavage in all its glory. This classic, hypnotizing move works everytime.

5. Wet T-Shirts – Looking to stop traffic? Wear a fitted white t-shirt and pour some water all over yourself. That’s what spring breaks were made for.

6. Shimmy – Much like jumping, dancing to your favorite song (or any song for that matter) while wearing a low-cut top will have every man on the dancefloor dying to ‘get down’ with you. Add in a shimmy or two and you’ll steal the spotlight.

7. Make It The Grand Finale – Why go about sex the old fashioned way when you can finish things off with a bang? And by bang, I mean climaxing on your partners breasts – pardon my bluntness. Not only is it incredibly hot, but you’ll be avoiding the risk of pregnancy. A win-win situation all around.

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