Air Humping To Victory

Think you’ve seen it all? Think again. Likely one of the most bizarre championships ever created, the Air Sex World Championship Tour 2010 is exactly what the name implies. Surrounded by rowdy spectators, the competition involves contestants humping the air away. Like a sign proudly stated, “Sign Up & Hump To Victory!”. God bless air sex.

Lined up to the tune of “The Humpty Dance”, the noticeably nervous contestants prepare for some serious air humping by stretching and even meditating. Others simply have some shots. The winner in this category will eventually move on to the World Air Sex Finals in Austin, Texas – and boy do they strive to get there.

However, don’t start thinking that this is just a public reenactment of all of your favorite free porn stunts. There is one important rule that no contestant can break – ever. You must keep you dick in your pants. The same goes for vaginas.

According to the bearded MC, the Air Sex World Championship is “bigger than the World Series and Super Bowl combined”. Once the humping starts, it only stops once you cum or are told to stop by one of the skilled judges. The audience is even encouraged to “come up close” and not be scared of having make-believe cum land on them. The horror.

Throughout the whole ordeal, contestants proceed to air hump like no one’s watching. While some will make good use of acrobatics, other’s even take the time to put on an ‘air condom’. After all, you don’t want to run the risk of contracting any airborne STD’s. As for their make-believe partners, contestant have no boundaries. From ‘little people’ to girl-on-girl, the options are endless.

When all is done and over with, the finalists line up for the results. Amongst them are Lady Cock-A-Lot , Creme Brulee and Santa’s Little Humper. Despite Creme Brulees’ impressive cunninglingus, ‘Lady C’ ends up winning the crowd by sucking on a huge air penis. Bravo Lady Cock-A-Lot, bravo.

Watch this space in order to find out who wins the finals. I know you’ll lose sleep in anticipation.

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