How To Ward Off A Pesky Feminist

While I can’t argue that feminism hasn’t had a net positive impact (equal rights and all), it has also put a damper on some of the positive things that women had going on (chivalry, for one) . Come to think of it, many women are still suffering from a lack of balance in the workforce. For example, many women are still earning about half as much as their male counterparts. Not only that, but some men are still ignorant enough to think that a woman’s place is in the kitchen. I suppose feminists still have a lot to fight for.

Now, before getting too carried away, keep in mind that while some feminists are solely fighters for equality, others are man-despising radicals wanting nothing more than a world free of greasy, sleazy men. Ask anyone who’s ever come across one of these beasts and you’ll hear how downright scary these women can be. Next time you’re faced with a lunatic feminist, follow some of these tips in order to ensure you don’t get hit with a sudden case of verbal diarrhea.

1. Never Claim To Be A Feminist: As radical feminist Robin Morgan once said, “I feel that ‘man-hating’ is an honorable and viable political act, that the oppressed have a right to class-hatred against the class that is oppressing them.” If that was the case, people would be killing each other just about anywhere. Oh, wait – they already are. Don’t think that by claiming to “understand” or even follow their beliefs you will get any sort of sympathy from a feminist. If you have a penis, that’s enough reason for them to hate your guts. In their eyes, we are nothing but beer guzzling, porn obsessed assholes.

2. Never Talk About Sex: Remember this: any mention of sex, or anything sexual, for that matter, will likely be spun around to resemble some sort of rape scene. Some feminists are delusional to the point where they believe that any woman having sex with a man is merely giving in to her oppression. Attempting to argue the point will only result in her calling you a “abuser” or something ridiculous like that. If she has a problem with orgasms, that’s her own problem, not yours.

3. Don’t Talk Back: Valerie Solanas – perhaps most famous for attempting to kill pop-artist Andy Warhol – had this tidbit to say about men: “To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he’s a machine, a walking dildo.” When itching with desire to put a feminist in her place, think about the idiocy of this quote. Anything you say will immediately be used against you. Even if you know you’re right, she will most likely take what you said and spin it around to her advantage. When it comes to arguing with a feminist, it’s a lose-lose proposition.

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2 Responses to “How To Ward Off A Pesky Feminist”

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  2. kitty Says:

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