Fighting Fire With Fire: Lessons In Cock Blocking

When it comes to picking up girls, timing is everything. Move too fast, and you run the risk of looking like a desperate loser. Take too long, and suddenly another guy comes around and scoops up your prey like a starved eagle.

If faced with a cock block, there are certain measures you can take before getting into a full-blown brawl. Stop the cock blocker by becoming one yourself. While it may break certain ‘bro-codes’, the expression “survival of the fittest” is something to keep in mind.

1. Man Up – Instead of focusing on the aspect of competition, cock blocking is all about zooming in on your target. If you approach the guy through insult and intimidation, your prey will most likely take off – and you might get a beating in the process. In this case, humor is your best bet. Buying everyone a round of drinks while giving him a glass of water will make her laugh and score you a few points at the same time.

2. Find a Wingman – If the above tactic is not really your style, consider finding a buddy that is willing to distract the douche. If he’s too busy talking sports, it will give you the perfect chance to jump in and go for the kill. If you can whisk your target away and keep her from his sight, even better.

3. Find a Wingwoman – Despite not being the most diplomatically correct way of going about it, a wingwoman is a much more effective way of getting rid of your cock blocker. The hotter she is, the better. Unlike the wingman, a sexy female friend won’t need to make much of an effort to capture his attention. Some innocent flirting and a drink or two is all she needs to distract him. If anything, your prey will assume the guy is a womanizer and be immediately turned-off.

4. Bring In The Troops – If all else fails, organize a flashmob. By getting your rowdy friends to literally surround him with shots; you’ll have the perfect chance to take over. If successful, make sure to treat them to a round of shots. After all, that’s what friends are for.

5. Let Him Kill His Own Game – When dealing with a persistent cock blocker, allow him to spoil his own tactics by giving away too much information. Ask him sarcastic questions you know she might disapprove of; like where he gets his free porn. If you sense she’s not too keen on his conversation, lead him into talking about it even more (while keeping your own stance entirely neutral). Once he goes to the washroom or to the bar for another round of drinks, quickly switch the subject back to something you know she’d be more interested in. He won’t know what hit him.

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