Porn Star Pussy: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

While porn stars fuck like slutty robots trained to moan on film, not all of our favorite ladies are created equal. Years of double penetration, triple saturation and hard liquor often leaves porn stars with pussies that are equivalent to an elastic band that’s been stretched over The Grand Canyon. So what could be more fun than taking a look at the good, the bad and the ugliest vaginas to compare? Nothing as far as we can tell, so let’s go!

The Good: Brooke Banner (aka Clint Eastwood)

Brooke Banner is a sweet ass blonde with big natural tits and a pussy to die for. Just take a look at the soft curve of her labia and how it caresses her clit like a stamen. This is one gentle flower that we’d like to fuck, and take our time to eat before we start. Like Clint Eastwood, it’s a sure thing that Brooke would stay cool under fire, after all, her professional pussy is an outstanding asset.

The Bad: Sasha Grey (aka Lee Van Cleef)

Sasha Grey is a nasty whore. She likes to keep her bush untrimmed and takes it in the ass like an elderly dude with reverse Irritable Bowl Syndrome. Despite her nasty habits, Sasha’s still young and she’s one hot fuck, so we’ll simply dub her bad for now – as in a bad girl or a girl on her way to ugly pussy syndrome (UPS) in a few years time. Take a crack at her cunt while it’s still ripe!

The Ugly: Lexxi Tyler (aka Eli Wallach)

Lexxi Tyler has seen more cock than a toilet bowl in a busy men’s room. If you need any proof of why she’s nominated as our representation of Eli Wallach, take a look at the pic above. Her pussy is more like the current 94-year old version of Wallach too! Stay away from this Bulldog’s lips – they’ve got a pound of ground chuck between them!

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  3. Scott Says:

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