No Porno for Octo, for now…

Octomom Nadya Suleman has reportedly declined to strike a deal with porn kings Vivid Entertainment to star in her own sex tape. Vivid have offered her enough cash to cover outstanding payments for her house that is about to go into foreclosure.

Though apparently desperate for cash, she says is not going to start her career as a porn star just yet.

Suleman claims the move would be demeaning herself. As if she hasn’t demeaned herself enough already, this would perhaps be enough to support the kids she has recklessly and negligently brought into the world. All the working out and nipping and tucking she’s been up to when she could be caring for her children– might actually benefit them in some way, if she shows off her octo-pussy for Vivid’s cameras.

She also candidly revealed that she is broke, with only a week’s worth of financing left before she has to resort to going back on welfare. She is currently receiving financial support for her older, disabled children, but this is not enough to cover the costs of the rest of her spawn; along with her personal training and plastic surgery fees, that is.

She had been hoping to get on Dancing with the Stars, but as that has fallen through, it seems that pretty soon she’ll be dancing for change on the street.

Skepticism runs rampant around the blogaverse. We bet she gets that ass and those titties out in the eleventh hour to spare her family from destitution. Better yet, can someone convince her to buy a time machine with the cash, then go back a few questionable life choices ago or so?

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