Fuck Yourself Fit: A How To Guide

Sex is something that nearly everyone desires – it’s consuming, taboo, an Internet phenomena and humanity wouldn’t exist without it. However, did you know it could save your life as well? New studies indicate that people who have sex more often have a higher life expectancy, which makes a lot of sense when you consider the cardiovascular benefits involved when performing sexual activities. In fact, sex is becoming the go-to choice for fitness experts around the world as the healthiest workout you can give your mind and body.

This leads us to fucking yourself fit. Not only will you receive the benefits of all the endorphins released during sexual intercourse, but you’ll also have a hell of a lot more fun than walking the stairmaster. Give yourself a break at first – you may not feel like having as much sex as you should be having – after all, real sex is hard work (we’re not talking about wacking off for 5 minutes to internet porn), so ease yourself into it. Start by pleasuring your partner and seeing how long you can last without having full on intercourse, and work your way to harder, more complicated positions. Doggystyle off the edge of the bed is a hell of a workout, but that bridge should be crossed when you’re ready for it.

Of course, you can always fuck yourself fit like a porn star. All you need is a camcorder and a copy of the kama sutra and you’re on your way to sexual bliss – just make sure you’re not a celebrity, and that your sex tape doesn’t get out. Oh and girls, make sure your man cums on your face and not in your mouth – extra protein isn’t necessary in the fuck yourself fit workout plan. Other than that, you’re set to go! Remember, losing weight is all about calorie intake vs. calorie output, and sex is your gateway to a new and improved you!

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