Top-5 Hot Chicks with Guitars

There’s nothing sexier than a hot chick with a guitar, after all guitars are an extension of sexuality, and woman’s hands belong on them as naturally as they belong on hard-cocks. Picture the aggression, the heat, the growls into the microphone and the best female guitarists become sex symbols, fucking their audiences as they play. With that in mind, let’s take a look at the Top-5 Hot Chicks with Guitars!

#5 Kim Gordon, 57

It seems as if Sonic Youth have been around forever, and considering Kim Gordon founded the band with Thurston Moore and Lee Ranaldo in 1981, they almost have. At 57, Sonic Youth bassist/vocalist Gordon is still one of the hottest women in rock – a waif-like blonde who coos and writhes with her instrument on stage. If you’ve heard her sing “Kool Thing let me play it with your radio / Move me, turn me on, baby-o / I’ll be your slave” you know Gordon is a sexy kitten who’s still got it!

#4 Liz Phair, 43

While Liz Phair’s latest album Funstyle has been panned by critics, no reviewer would be bold enough to proclaim the singer-songwriter anything other than a stone-sold fox. If Phair hadn’t picked up a guitar she could have been a porn star, as evidence by the photo above – and songs like “Fuck and Run” and “Girls! Girls! Girls!” show that she’s as wild as she is dangerous!

#3 Courtney Love, 46

Unstable mess and nasty upskirt pictures are the first things that come to mind when Courntey Love is mentioned today, however there was a time when she was the ultimate punk rock fuck-doll. Who can forget the hot nights where she would place her leg on a speaker and show her panties to the crowd as she rode her guitar like a hot dick? You know Courtney’s a freak, and it says here that she would be one of the best lays in rock, period!

#2 Brody Dalle, 31

When Australian-born Brody Dalle left Rancid’s Tim Armstrong for Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme, punks everywhere mourned their loss of opportunity. As a member of The Distillers, Brody’s screams were carnal and her guitar playing aggressive and erratic – it was impossible not to think of her fat red lips sucking cock while she crowd surfed or sang the lyrics to “Drain the Blood”. We can only hope she’s done with that douche Homme soon and returns to her punk roots, the type that prompted her to have “Fuck You” tattooed on her upper arm.

#1 Avril Lavigne, 25

When Canadian Avril Lavigne released her debut album Let’s Go in 2002, she set teen hearts aflutter everywhere. It wasn’t until later however, in the video for her song “Girlfriend” that she emerged as the hottest woman in rock – sporting three distinct looks for lovers of blondes, brunettes and redheads. A set of breast implants, hair extensions, short skirts and her youth put Avril over the edge and make her our most fuckable femme-fetal with a guitar. Don’t pass up a chance to see her live – who knows, you might get lucky!

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