Top Movies of 2010 that would have done better as porn

After a disappointing year in the major movie industry, I complied a list of movies in 2010 that I feel would have done much better with ticket sales had they had the same plots with a more porn oriented perspective. Stick with me as I give you the low down on the top 2010 movies that would have been better as porn.

The first movie that would have been a truly creative take on porn would be Alice in Wonderland. Tim Burton’s version was over-calculated and Johnny Depp didn’t add much in his role – so lets look at this flick as porn! Alice comes back to wonderland all sexually curious and horny, she meets the large fat cat, smokes on his pipe and continues her journey to look for Mr Go Deep Depp! As soon as she finds him its a kaleidoscope of colors and magic as they penetrate each other. Naturally, jealousy brings the Queen of Hearts but before you know it the film ends in a peace with a sexy threesome.

The second film that is in desperate need of a porn revamp is Prince of Persia, Sands of Time. Gyllenhal was all muscle, and the women of the sand big titted and tanned. Hey was this actually a porn film to begin with? Here’s my revised plot: the Prince of Persia takes over whatever la la land he needs and captures the beautiful princesses and maids of the land etc. To celebrate his victory he has a middle eastern orgy complete with some good old fashioned ass spanking.  Now that’s a movie I would pay to see twice.

Besides Jennifer Aniston’s sexy body, Bounty Hunter was as dry as my upper lip. So lets get our creative juices flowing with a make over for this monotonous montage. In my version the bounty hunter would be on the prowl for an convict who was out on bail, and once he finds her he cuffs her sexy frame in the back seat of his car. You can use your imagination from there to create a steamy sex scene worth of free porn.

My next movie revamp is for the girl on girl movie lovers. The Runaways is pretty dull – just check out the movie cover. A quick revamp and we have an exciting porn flick of two hot girls hitting the road together as runaways for some hot  sex. The plot may seem simple, but were not running for an oscar and don’t worry – this movie is about a road trip so there will be ample amount of locations for you’re viewing pleasure.

So if todays movies don’t do it for you, write a creative porn script, who knows maybe you’ll make a movie some day.

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One Response to “Top Movies of 2010 that would have done better as porn”

  1. Jan Anker Says:

    I adore it when bloggers write about their own take on theme, I respect them all. How come the blogger does not talk about last month’s events?

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