Tila Tequila Tits.

At a recent, Juggalo gathering, which entails gathering with thousands of other crusty men and listening to Insane Clown Posse, Tila Tequila made an unwelcome appearance. The festival, which is usually composed of drunken dirty white hicks, is host to the hardcore band Insane Clown Posse.

Tila Tequila, for whatever bizarre reason, was invited to perform before the group came on. Her fake tits proudly stood high and artificial, a little like Tequila herself. She performed a few half ass raps with backing tracks, while performing a barely recognizable dance routine, which was mostly made up of staggering back and forth while waving a wet towel around her pussy. Being the fame whore she is, she was quick to take out her tits for the sausage fest watching. Surprisingly, the crowd in Illinois wasn’t that impressed with her shenanigans, and the mood got steadily dreary. To the sound of a thousand testicles dropping, as broken yelps from teenagers turned an octave lower, a share of bottles and piss grenades began to pelt the pint sized fame whore.

The star soldiered on admirably. It turned out to only provoke the crowd more as the hail storm of bottles, firecrackers and piss balloons began to rain down. A bodyguard scooped Tila up, in a last ditch effort to save any decency she had. The security around the perimeter ended up being lack luster, and the mob that followed the star was uncontrollable. The trailer began to rock back and forth, windows were broken and bodyguards were forced to barricade the doors inside with a table. Tila had commented after, saying that her three buff bodyguards were visibly shaken and scared for their lives. The potential danger to her and the men, left them emotionally unstable.

Tila is now saying she will be suing the concert organizer for the lack of security and an inability to protect the performers hired for the event. While this debt may be owed, it can also be disputed that she may have aggravated the crowd by staying on and performing her hellish routine, only to whip her fake tits out and gallivant in some stubborn sex laden routine that did not phase the hickadadellee crowd.

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