Cameron Diaz Tops McAfee’s Most Dangerous List.

Cameron Diaz has been named the web’s most dangerous celebrity, and no, it’s not for any of her former movie roles (including a stint as one of Charlie’s Angels). McAfee releases a list’s of the internet’s most dangerous search terms on a yearly basis, and the names of models and movie stars are often popular choices among cyber criminals. We always thought Cameron Diaz would give men diseases, we just didn’t know it would be cyber viruses instead of the normal sexual transmitted diseases that come with long legged blondes.

Diaz’s popularity is enigmatic. She’s become a fixture in romantic comedies since her role in the classic There’s Something About Mary, despite the fact that she’s now pushing 40 and not the sex symbol she once was. While Diaz sports long sexy legs, she doesn’t have much on top and often looks more like Heath Ledger’s joker than Heath himself. Sure, we’d still fuck her, butterface and all, but most dangerous?

To Diaz’s credit, McAfee’s vice president of threat research, Dmitri Alperovitch, is quoted as saying, “It’s fascinating how cyber criminals can be so in tune with the popularity of various actresses and models. …They’re actually a fantastic barometer of their popularity.” So, apparently Diaz’s stock is higher than ever. However, when Julia Roberts, Jessica Biel, Gisele Bundchen and Brad Pitt rounded out McAfee’s top 5, we started noticing a trend. Cyber criminals seem to be targeting older, flat chested celebrities, clearly trying to lure a less computer savvy demographic into their traps.

It’s worth noting that pop stars who are wildly popular among a younger crowd were found at the bottom of McAfee’s list. This includes Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus. So our recommendation is to use your head – no one should want to download Cameron Diaz pictures anyways (she comes with a 10% risk of viral contamination according to McAfee) – go for free Internet porn or pictures of a big titted hotty like Pamela Anderson. Hell, if you aren’t using a Mac we don’t feel sorry for you anyways. Steve Jobs is practically Old Spice guy next to Bill Gates!

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