Katy Perry on OCD and posing nude in Rolling Stone

The I Kissed A Girl hit-maker admits she has the condition, which can cause sufferers to become upset when their routine is disturbed. Perry’s OCD is at its worst when she is on tour – and even a small problem like cat hairs on her clothes can cause her to throw a tantrum. The only thing that will revive her, is to grab the nearest penis shaped object and fuck herself senseless. Well not really although I’ve heard it can work wonders.

Katy Perry Nude

In a recent interview she said,

“I certainly have an OCD side when I’m on tour… What are my areas of OCD? Well, if there’s broken make-up in my purse I freak out. Also if I am around household pets and some of their fur comes off on my cardigan, then I can get pretty sharp. But my worst one is if I see a pair of sunglasses with fingerprints on them. Truly, I cannot stand it. I go ape. ‘Oh my God, I can’t breathe! Wipe them clean! Agghhh!”

Uh oh, you heard Katy everybody: Keep your dirty lenses away. She’ll likely break your nasty frames into your face, if she catches site of unsightly grease marks. It would be truly wonderful if Lady Gaga ran into her one day wearing ridiculous shades as she usually does, only to have Katy Perry punch that bitch and bust those bifocals right into that horse face of hers.

Katy is currently preparing for her wedding to comedian Russell Brand and the release of her new album, Teenage Dream. The sweet-as-candy songbird recently covered Rolling Stone magazine while wearing skimpy lingerie. Posing topless on the beach in only fishnets, she must have washed ashore from some wild yacht party. Staying afloat was surprisingly easy considering her body is a hollow silicone shell housing the various chips and processors planted inside. There is just something about Ms. Perry that resembles a fem-bot, possibly because she dress’s like a 70’s Go Go dancer with a naive glint in her eyes.

Hopefully at the next awards show she loses, she’ll come onstage, bust her robo-tits out and fill the stadium full of mustard gas , when the other celeb-bots remain un-poisoned she’ll finish them off and fill ’em full of 50 mm slugs

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